Some Jokes about the UW Huskies and other lesser teams:

Help spread the Huskies Honor System Virus:
This low budget virus works on the honor system, and works well with UW Huskies - email them the following text:

"Please forward this message to everyone you know,
then delete all of the files on your
hard drive.  Thank you for your cooperation. "

Why were the Huskies late for last years game in Pullman?

Because every time they saw a sign that said "Clean Restroom"  They did....

My version of that ridiculous husky fight song:

Bend over Washington.  
Bend over Washington.  
Your team has lost it's way, you drove Don James away.
Your men are all gay, your women all weigh, more than a metro bus 
so my friends pi-ty all your friends from Washington, 
they haven't figured out how bad their team is yet, 
so raise, a cheer, we'll kick-their-butts-and 
sing the praises of Washington State for e-ver!

you can copy an paste this anywhere, but please put a link from that page to:
http://www.eventsandadventures.com/  or http://www.coug.com/ --- Thanks!

My entry in the "Huskies need a better school motto" Contest:
"The University of Washington, where the football players are big,
but the women are just a l-i-t-t-l-e bit bigger!"

One Husky to another:
"You know that look a woman gets when she wants to have sex?"......

"Me neither".

What is the difference between a UW Husky and a cockroach?
"Cockroaches make that cool popping sound when you stomp on them".

Thought for the day:
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two
people remembering the same thing.